Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
I started making breakfast to subdue the hangover and last of the shrooms and only got as far as eating a half frozen pierogi out of a dixie cup.
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
I've counted 3,503 loops of fabric on my carpet so far. FUCK YOU ACID!!!
Don't forget the part about the bar bathroom stumbles.
Oh damn, you're right. I have to include that. You turned off all the lights with your head. That was impressive.
strip teases shouldnt end with an expensive car covered in salsa and mayonnaise yet here we are
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
Everything isn’t always sunshine & rainbows. Sometimes there’s tequila.
DO NOT PREHEAT THE OVEN THIS MORNING! WE STARTED USING IT AS A WINE STASH AROUND MIDNIGHT.
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
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