White coat. Heels.
i just woke up and "where the fuck is taco bell" was in my search engine...
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
well I have to shit but I'm too hungover to push, and I snorted advil so I wouldn't have to swallow it and throw up.. hungover is an understatement.
This is the only time in your life where finding a half eaten lime and pair of florescent pink underwear that wasn't yours means that it was a good night
ARTHUR IS ON FUCKING NETFLIX THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
We were fucking and his phone rang and it was his grandma. He just had a conversation with his grandma while fucking me from behind. Then his dad called and asked him what he wanted from taco bell.
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
I don't drink nearly as much when I'm coupled, and that's not a lifestyle I can commit to
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
I'm sexting with a 20 year old that has a foot fetish... This is what Sailor Jerry drives me to do.
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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