I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
she gave me a disgusted look and asked how i could live with myself. because i havent seen the rocky horror picture show. and then dumped me.
I woke up at 2 pm to my roommate checking my pulse.
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
I just remembered our "im drunk enough to look at your vagina" conversation. Is that offer still valid? I really think I need a second opinion
Three questions... How drunk were you? How long until we can make fun of you for this? Do you even really need a spleen?
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
That works. I won't care. I'll be a mermaid. Mermaids don't give a fuck.
Especially drunk mermaids.
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
I'm good. But Nutella doesn't taste as good as it used to.
I'm either hallucinating or there is a dying cat outside my apartment....
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