Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
Made a joint out of my Yale rejection letter. Life is grand.
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
It was sunday, you had a camel back of bloody mary stumbling around a dog park with no dog.
At the bar, some guy bumped into you and you screamed "hey, don't touch what you can't afford sunshine!"
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
This isn't good. I can't find my mom. This is why we don't give her Fireball.
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
She keeps comparing me to her favorite dildo and I don’t know if I’m flattered or creeped out
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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