do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
tequila
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
I've only been here for an hour and I've already made 6 babies cry.
Happy Birthday
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
So there's dick imprints in the peanut butter
He's like the houdini of condoms. I never even realized he put one on before we fucked. he's magical.
The house is trashed, there is porn scattered everywhere like an easter egg hunt and the blow up doll is sleeping on the couch downstairs. someone covered her up.
I fell asleep on the air hockey table and someone turned it on, scariest shit ever when you're that fucked up
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
I can't take my grandparents out somewhere where I've fucked half the staff.
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
Oh god establish a safe word
I'm going to! Pineapple.
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
He was laying on a lawn chair, fell off onto his stomach and asked, "where'd the stars go?" That high.
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