Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
I definitely just put my boxers on backwards.
haha now u have to piss out ur bum
why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
You would think a husband, a boyfriend, and a vibrator would be enough. But sadly it's not
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
St. Patrick's day can kiss my ass. Still hungover. I guess I showed up at my gym blacked out yesterday morning. Like im not missing a gym day b
Remember when you tried to talk but you could only count by 2s?
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
She was drunk at Red Robin. She asked for more fries and then shoved them in her purse while saying "Come on bitches, you're coming with me" to them.
I just got wasted for $3.50. My life can't get any better.
let me assure you that a rugburn on your forehead is the worst side effect of tequila i have experienced to date.
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