Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
North Korea, Best Korea!
Tip for today: never try to fart and swallow at the same time. You'll end up choking on whatever you are currently swallowing and shit yourself from the freakout of choking.
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
I brought him flowers on my way home from cheating on him. Boyfriend of the year award right here.
She was doing hand motions and used straws from drinks like those airport light batons to have me back my "747 jumbo dick" towards you.
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
Just got drunk at the Cheesecake Factory again. Made me think of you.
That's the nicest thing anyone's ever said to me.
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
Just because you haven’t had your UTI yet doesn’t mean you have a right to talk like Yoda
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