girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
Guy having heart attack in McDonalds. Classic.
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
I just Tebowed the shit out of her.
Nice and you can't use "Tebow" in the place of every verb.
The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
If my bootycall doesn't bring over a Baconnator, I swear to fucking God, I'm not letting him in. The hunger is that real. Forget his Persian dick.
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
Okay so my roommate deals some drugs so whenever he leaves we can hook up, be ready
I didn't know I was the on call booty call damn
There's a fuckload of syrup all over the floor.
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