I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
I drank, I fought, I made my ancestors proud.
And then someone hit me with a pool cue
i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
you wouldn't let anybody come in after ten. everybody was standing outside and you just yelled "BEING PUNCTUAL IS IMPORTANT" and slammed the door. i dont think you should be allowed to have parties anymore
it concerns me that i was already that drunk at 10
You gave my cousin a blowjob and are facebook friends with my mom. Is there a name for this level of friendship?
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
WHY IS THERE A GOLD FISH IN MY BONG??
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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