Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
i wish mother nature was an actual person cause i'd bitch slap her for sure
dude sorry about putting my finger in your butt last nite i was wasted and thought it was mine
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
My professor just used "labia" and "numchucks" in the same sentence. I am dying.
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
This is a mass text. Surprise drug testing at work today. Either I've finally got to fuck my boss or I've got to quit to make this all go away. Please respond with option a or b.
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
Did you eat 9 cans of raviolii last night?
Come on man nobody wants to admit that
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
Look, if this is a cop, just lemme know that Mike is ok. Fuckin all star game
I have only made 3 good decisions in my life and getting really stoned reenacting the Lion King with my cat in a lion mane hat is 2 of them.
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
Randomize
