I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
He walked into the bar right as I was licking the shotglass clean. We made eye contact for way too long..
To my ex and my favorite mistake: I totally enjoyed hearing you have erectile disfunction via baby monitor!
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
Human centipede...with the teletubbies. That's what my nightmare had in it.
I don't even want to know.
I got inside last night via doggy door
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
I may be a complete scumbag but even im not willing to spend a grand and sit on a plane for 24 hours just for shrooms and a blowjob
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