p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
he needs to stop telling all his friends what my queefs sound like. its getting awkward to be around people who can quote my vagina.
so today I found out that she used to be a he....
are you gonna get a divorce?
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
Just saw an old lady vomit in a trash can at the airport. I instinctively called her a pussy. College has ruined us.
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
I might've decided it was a good idea to try to steal all of the pool balls at the pub... I apologize in advance that we now need to become regulars somewhere (anywhere) else.
No, no, we have to calibrate. What is the maximum amount of trouble we can get into without going to jail?
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
You were petting your bowl of cocoa puffs and shushing it softly while staring at the mirror
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
Chicks dig it when you smell like bong water and frebreeze.
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