I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
You showed the cops outside of the bar your boobs and then decided to go apologize to them. They admitted that the reason they hung out there was because of girls like you.
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I need you to use more vowels.
There appears to be a lake on my nightstand. As usual, I should not be considered a suspect. Together, we will find out who did this.
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
I sent him a picture of my boobs instead of saying good morning. I'm trying to tell him how I feel in a language he'll understand.
I think your dad took our porno
Sean slept in the bushes beside my house again. Any reason he kept screaming/slurring 'it was all a bunch of goddamn lies' through out the night?
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
THERE IS A VERY SMALL CHILD YELLING OUTSIDE OF MY DOOR. THE NEXT TIME YOU TELL ME YOUR TOO BIG FOR A CONDOM I'M GOING TO PUNCH YOU IN THE DICK.
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
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