their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
i don't like sucking hair
Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
I just realized, I'm going to be on my period for the end of the world. FUCK.
Enroute to my place eta 6 mikes...estimated time until intoxicated? 45 mikes. Commence the timer.
oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
I've got to stop being so hungover that I puke in the fine establishments of this glorious town.
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
Remind me to talk to you about nipple clamps.
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
All I’ve had today is sex and water. I think it’s time for tacos.
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