How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
How do you tell if you're on the terrorist watch list?
I just don't have the heart to tell my mom you peed in our washer machine last night.
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
these marshmallows taste like mayonnaise. like playing tetris on a gameboy, that's what these marshmallows mean.
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
Yeah I was thinking something along the lines of "I almost died, lets celebrate with sex. Come over"
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
I JUST WOKE UP WITH MY UBER DRIVER
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
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