Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
I consider it a successful poop when you only have to wipe once.
and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
I'm working on a search warrant...can u pick up box of Chardonnay...I'll give u cash when u get here...
Yea... I love that ur a prosecutor and drink box wine
I'm wearing the monkey suit out tonight. I hope you're ok with it leaving the bedroom
Pregnancy has ruined porn for me. I can't watch a hot chick get it on without being jealous of her perfectly waxed shit. I can't even see my shit.
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
What was the name of that sleazy asshole I'm not allowed to sleep with?
I JUST PETTED A FUCKING SQUIRREL. A SQUIRREL.
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
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