look no pants
My favorite part of our friendship is your tits.
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
I woke up on the toilet with my feet gorilla glued to the floor, cake and makeup on my face and my hand glued to my head.
Welcome to the world of vodka. Rule #1: NEVER PASS OUT. Happy 21st
Just got convinced to trip sit for a pack of cigarettes and a burrito. Let the games begin
He is currently tell his hat to go free. Like he has it sitting on the table just waiting for it to take off. When he's not looking I'm gonna throw it off the balcony and tell him it's flying
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
It's called the dick transitive property. It states if you touch a person whilst they touch a dick, you are also touching said dick.
Do one night stands count towards my number?
Yes. A penis is a penis
Even bad ones?
YES.
Why the fuck is there a goat in the kitchen
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
can jess come too?
sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.
she comes with her own booze, no worries.
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