Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
Quick, to the slutcave!
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
My roommate said I banged on the wall and said, "this dude eats pussy like a champ."
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
He accidentally opened the car door during sex and all the lights came on. Needless to say, that kid passing by who was walking his dog got scarred for life.
I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
It's time you knew: I have been dating your probation officer for 7 months. Pretty certain he's THE ONE. So, thanks for being a criminal.
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
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