just went to get groceries. a cashier said she saw me last night. i guess i carried a broom back from the party and swept the street the whole walk back...and i claimed to be in the cast of wicked
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
I don't know if I should be scared or excited that I can officially drink vodka on the rocks like it's 7up.
I am here to underwhelm you with my vagina
The people at subway are so judgy when you stop to get a sandwhich on your walk of shame
I need to stop acting like a drunk bitch. People are going to get the right idea about me...
I found us a new booze connection and I'm writing college admissions essays. The future is bright.
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
honestly the most stressful part of moving is the chance my mom will find my vibrator
Crawl out into the sunshine and off your vibrator for 7 minutes
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
After I chugged my beer the cop slapped my ass and said "atta girl" this can't be real life.
Randomize
