i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
I just want you to know that were having pizza delivered to the emergency room
Fucked her within an inch of her life. Seriously. Don't choke bitches when they ask. Was way too drunk to be pulling that shit.
working out is totally making me break out.. i'm doomed to forever be either a butterface or a butterbod. there is no way out.
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
he's gonorrhea incarnate
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
A man just squeezed past me in a tight space and said, "Excuse us."
Right now, I'm sitting in my room, drinking beer, eating double stuff Oreos, taking bites straight from a block of cheese, and watching Anchor Man 2 trailers. Finals week at its finest
Sorry for all the snapchats, I wanted you to feel like u were in America getting plastered with me
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
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