I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
I realized today that the only reason you made out with Travis is because he has nice teeth
It's like I'm the Little Bo Peep of sheparding dicks.
Only someone with your twisted mind could come up with that simile. Do you sit around and read 'How to turn Beloved Childrens Stories into Sexual Analogies?' This is the 3rd time you've done this.
i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
Slut skills are useful in every country.
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
I have fireworks and redbull; let's make heart attack inducing magic happen.
I'm imagining a seal in an ugly shirt hahahahaha Percocet
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
So you're mad that I let you go home with the guy with soft hands but yet you can't understand that I was just trying to help you
So glad I can hide money in my wallet and drunk me is too stupid to find it. Hangover sushi ftw.
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
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