Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
Tell her you can forgive her unacceptable behavior because her dad and his dog weren't married when they conceived her.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
Just lifeguarded a kid's party hungover so I could afford to go out drinking tonight. Circle of life shit goin on here.
I thought you should know that there is a scientific law stating that when there is booze, people talk about your dick.
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
He's under the table sobbing because he doesn't live in a taco if you ever get him this high again I will stab you
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
I feel awkward giving career advice while naked
I am available for nakedness
Did you really have to freak out and get up half way through to put the cat in the closet?
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Yeah, so if you ever try to steal it, just know my tongue's been on it in several occasions. All over it.
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
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