My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
You have to sext the same way you right a resume, you can only use active verbs
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
The last time the Patriots won the Super Bowl I lost my virginity. I can only imagine what'll happen if they win this year.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
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