I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
I woke up and went to my kitchen naked and decided I wanted a fruit cup. Ate said fruit cup. Look over and notice my male neighbor is staring at me
he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
can we take a shower together?
no need for the romantic shit. I'm a sure thing
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
I need to start giving them away because owning 20 dildos is never going to get me a boyfriend.
You have got to be the only man who has passed out while getting a lap dance.
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
It's less than a hour into 2020 and I already want to punch some people in the face
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