I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
my dad's beating me at drinking again. No matter what i do I can't win.
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
She asked the woman in the drive through to cover everything she ordered in mayonnaise, including here chilli cheese fries. Didn't happen. Then she started swerving at the car next to us screaming, asking if they had mayonnaise.
I made people serenade her before talking to her and went on a condom run. If I'm going to be in the friend zone, I'm going to be its fucking king.
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
I think it would be reallllly cool if you took your best friend to work so she doesnt have to have an awkward cab ride with the driver she drunkenly made out with last night ...
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
The difference between 22 and 28 is bigger than I realised. I had the urge to put on Spongebob and give him a cookie.
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
She's not answering my calls
Well it sounds like you really fucked up
WHO HOLDS A GRUDGE OVER MEMES
This is the worst drive ever. Im hungry, hungover, i gotta shit so bad, and the only radio station im getting clearly is playing alvin and the chipmunks christmas songs
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
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