i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
The only word I understood in that whole setence was semen.
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
He said he loved me so I pretended not to hear it because I don't think "I love your penis" was the response he was looking for.
The mass text at 3:12AM offering "free scrotum tastings" will have repercussions
Should we pre-order food to the ER for cinco de mayo?
Finals week has gone away, doo dah doo dah, drink martinis naked day oh da doo dah day
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
I was blowing him while he was singing Happy Birthday to his girlfriend on the phone. I win.
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
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