your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
I just want you to know that if I ever had to fight man eating flowers or flying turtles to save my friends they'd be fucked. No one's worth all that bullshit. PS I really need to stop playing Wii while drunk.
Green mimosas i think yes
I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
come parachute off the vicodin airplane with meee
Due to the events of st patties day last year I created a moral and ethical policy so that I won't get kicked out of the bar again. It mostly consists of not wearing pants so then I don't take them off at the bar.. and subsequently get kicked out.
He gave me four orgasms and I kept yelling "Thank you!" and he kept replying, "My pleasure!"
Midwestern nice.
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
Reasons I shouldn't drink... My twitter drafts keep getting more and more emotional.
I want to sit on top of her nipple mountains and reenact the Ricola commercial.
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
No joke. There's a picture of the priest I made out with on my parents' refrigerator.
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
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