JOSHUA! WE ARE SO BREAKING UP!
what?
YOU'RE DRUNK AGAIN, ARENT YOU?!
You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
the lady at the gas station just thanked me for wearing clothes this time... i am so confused
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
U were yelling that I wasn't generous or supportive. Then you kneeled and said this weird prayer about the windows and doors of your life.
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
A+ Viking dick
I think next time I give head I'm gonna try making the chewbacca noise.
I look forward to it
Your mom has reinvented the use of a ping pong ball.
Came up to an intersection and someone was blasting My Chemical Romance at like 9 AM. They're DEFINITELY having a good day
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