Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
Dude I think my special talent is falling in drunkenly falling in front of a cop and getting away. This is the second time.
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
Lesson of the night- sweaty dick can get stuck to ice, and require medical attention.
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
you were passed out so I asked you what my name was and you opened your eyes and yelled "ricotta cheese"
no way
that's when i decided you were gonna be okay
You coulda licked the floor this morning and got drunk.
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
HOLY FUCK I almost floated out of the city. Thank god my dog kept me down.
Just so you know, it is really hard to rehydrate when everything is spiked with everclear.
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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