he shaved USA in his pubs
in hindsight, $10 Malibu buckets were a terrible idea...
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
I really gotta be careful. My email inbox is equal parts notifications from instructors and this dude's dick. If I get drunk and reply to the wrong thing I might get kicked out of grad school.
I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
I just want to order a very large pizza and get very drunk and very laid.
we should most definitely have a fire extinguisher in the apartment. like... for sure
I sent him a tex saying, "I thought my intentions were clear" drunk me has some balls.
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
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