wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
YOU ARE THE WORST TRAVEL AGENT! THIS IS A SINGLES CRUSE FOR SENIORS. THEY ALL THINK IM THE FUCKING WAITRESS JUST CAUSE IM BLACK!!!
Buying the inflatable beer pong table for the pool was one of the best investments I've ever made
And then she sprinted three blocks through live traffic towards McDonalds screaming "THE GOLDEN ARCHES ARE CALLING ME"
Will you bring a case of beer down to the hot tub? Me and Phil don't want to feel feelings anymore
Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
I told my mom that I was just gonna go check the mail. It's been 19 hours, and I woke up in a hot tub covered in chocolate, with a text from her sayin "have fun sweetie"
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