therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
just threw the rents a curveball by making french toast and bacon when i came home sober. good luck tellin when im high/drunk now.
frozen peaches as icecubes. vodka Sundays just got wayyyy better
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
If you come home and I'm pantsless with cake smeared all over my face, I'm sorry.
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
Are you saying being a wizard and going to hogwarts wouldn't be life changing, believe in magic you fucking muggle
I need my daily rules like rule one don't put your dick in the vacuum cleaner
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
I am getting off work an hour early just to watch you drink. Never let it be said that I don't love you.
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
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