I think your x's eyes are broken his new girl is so hit
Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
so I told him I hadn't been laid since Bush was president. Right after he cums, he says "Welcome to the Obama Administration".
girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
I just used a franzia box to scrape the snow off my car.
After much deliberation I've decided to name my penis "Arthur", hope your mom's surgery goes well.
So a sorority girl just introduced herself to me by saying "a guy I used to fuck just threw up on me" and then she grinded on me
I've injured myself in such a way that i am only capable of making love standing up now
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
I'm almost positive that you shat in a birdhouse
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
my talents include tricking people into giving me money and free drugs
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
I'm really busy with my period
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