She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
I found her sitting in the shower having an argument with the dolphins on the shower curtain.
Just got judged by the front desk clerk, 2 maids and a security guard at the Sheraton. I've decided to use this as a character building experience.
I like it when Amish boys stare at my boobs, even tho I can't tell if it's in appreciation or disgust. Rumspringa, mothafuckers.
Maybe there is a secret pocket full of cocaine in that spiderman wallet.
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
i tried giving myself a bikini wax.1. i hate you 2. i think i'm dying
just because i'm not a monk anymore doesn't mean I need to tell you about my new sex life.
which is fantastic by the way.
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
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