best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
Just saw a girl trying to crack an egg with her butt cheeks. I think I know what we're doing thursday night.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
it was my 21st birthday. took an old mans walker so i could stay till last call. reasonable right?
Somehow she slept thru the vacuuming, people walking in and out, and the sound of constant beer bottles hitting the trash, but when someone said weed in a regular volume of voice she startled awake.
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
I am not exagerating when I say the thought "screw you future me" actually just went through my head
I just gave my mom some ones that look like they've probably been in some strippers cooter. Oops.
Haha. Just tell your mom not to smell them
Hey mom, most of this money I'm giving you is in ones. Don't ask why and whatever you do don't smell them.
Sounds legit to me.
I ran into him drunk, barefoot, at rite aid and he said I looked "stunning." Yeah, Stunningly shitfaced haha
There are both cum and chocolate stains on my sheets. Can't decide whether this is a new low or a new high.
You declared that afternoon sex will be referred to as "wet naps" from now on
My husband has seen you naked more times this week than me. I don't consider it a bad thing since you keep bringing the booze to our house. And because my tits are bigger.
You're the air beneath my wings and the lookout when I pee
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