I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
I was high enough to think that mac-n-cheese w/ ketchup, tortilla chips w/ ketchup, and milk was a fancy dinner
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
It just feels wrong masturbating with my neighbor's cat in my apartment
i watched you ride a mechanical penis. nothing is awkward between us anymore.
i'm having the hardest time convincing my roommates to go dumpster diving for pizza with me. i really miss you..
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
New Serial podcast is out. We can listen to it tonight instead of having sex.
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
For the record you're an amazing lay and you have great taste in breakfast sandwiches
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
He waved at a guy who drove by while we were having sex in the back of a rental car in a hospital parking garage prior to visiting family. Almost made me feel guilty but I liked it too much.
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