dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
Now there's vomit covered trash all over the front lawn. I feel accomplished
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
you grabbed the waitors dick and yelled '2nd base' and then he gave you his number. I hate your life.
I swear she hasnt shaved since the last time we hooked up 5 months ago
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
Its weird to introduce me to his wife and kids on the first date, right?
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
hey. this is your former cousin. you boned my best friend last night.
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