dude i was like still drunk, taking pictures of her while she was naked and asleep and she woke up
haha what'd she say
i don't know man, something about us dating. but i never talked to her sober so i said i was making breakfast and snuck out of her house. close calls man WTF
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
You told me that you only walk into walls because it makes the room stop spinning.
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
i'm in that phase where i'll swallow anything except food
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
Imagine cans of beer raining. Like not hitting you and hurting you. Just gently falling into your hand whenever you're sad
I shit you not. I was sitting on Brian's balcony...still drunk from the night before, and a hummingbird flew onto the patio, stared me right in the face and flew away. I feel like it was God's way of telling me, "Stop drinking."
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
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