My farts woke her up so I pretended to be keep sleeping.
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
So I was blaaazed. & while he was in me all I kept thinking was how bad I'd rather be watching The Office.
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
Lost my virginity in a banana suit. Glad I waited.
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
Do you think the firemen will remember me?
Yes. But you were sloppy, sobbing, and puked on two of them. You won't get in their pants.
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
the bartender knew what was up when i took a sip of my drink, gagged and asked her to water down my water
He just said "I can't wait to penetrate you tomorrow" I sat in silence for a second...he attempted to save it by saying "I can't wait to enter you".
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
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