It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
is this the sara with the beer cane?
Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
The friend zone. He put me in the friend zone. But said he still wants me to suck his dick. I'm in the dick sucking friend zone and I want to die.
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
When your job has killed your spirit to the point that you don't want to flirt with the cute, tall guy at Enterprise
GIRL PLEASE. GO BACK AND POP THE TITTY OUT
If dispatch calls for us tell them I'm having a significant emotional event in the restroom
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
So drunk me is not subtlety trying to get her boss to cheat on her husband and have a lesbian affair with me. Sober me is ok with that.
Randomize
