dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
Oh god. Just tried to hail a pizza delivery car. Awkward.
International sake day = success
Everyone here is taking crazy amounts of mescaline and I'm just over here like hey have you tried the pretzel rolls mmm
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
Well, after a pitcher of beer, I set my ex on fire. It was a little fire, he's fine. How's your night?
I need a beard to bite.
We need to get me chipped asap
Would you be so kind as to inform your husband that my truck is forever cursed by mashed potatoes and it's his fault.
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
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