I've officially put my junk in foods from 5 of the 6 layers of the nutrition pyramid
Just found out my mom's voicemail password is 6969..
Also, at 1:30 I emailed myself saying, "are you there Margaret? It's me, god"
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
So do you want to hear how I got the hickey first, or how I got the black eye?
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
I still have a little drunk in my system
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
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