i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
Umm went to talk to a client ended up seeing his semi erect penis. This is my life.
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
Dont even try and act like it wasn't you who made the sex tape of my dogs.
he just ordered a side of pineapple and winked at me. too much for a first date. come get me.
Soo I got blood taken today and when the doctor came back with the results she said "you aren't sick but the tests show that you are currently drunk..."
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
I moved out... There's nothing left but his childhood trophies...
You should make him a new one, you know like "you suck at relationships but thanks for trying participation award"
The UTI came back with a vengeance.
What's worse having drunken sex with hot married man or breaking the diet one week in?
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
Now I have the opportunity to have Chris Pratt or Channing Tatum?!? What a time to be alive.
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