I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
Bad news is he broke up with me via text message
But the good news is I've returned as mayor of whoreville
Ok lesson learned. Don't lick the spoon when making mushroom chocolates. The kitchen walls are melting.
dude all you wanted to do was sleep under a bridge
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
Remember when you fed me goldfish while I was -inside- of someone?
Sex on acid. Try it. I thought we were fucking in outer space with fireworks inside a rocketship car. Best.
I just tried to order ice cream on my bagel. I think I should just call it
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
Not sure if creeper guy is too drunk to talk or I'm too high to listen.
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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