You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
Can we just schedule bi-weekly fucks and bypass all the bullshit?
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
I am in the hospital with a broken wrist because a guy told me that if I punched him it "wouldn't hurt." it hurt. me. Thank you 11 jello shots.
There was an audience eating triscuts and bananas in the bathroom while watching him puke. It was a good birthday.
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
I just bared my soul to you and you fell asleep. Or you're fucking your boyfriend. Either way, not cool. fuck.
He was dressed as ron burgundy and his pickup line was "dont worry, i wont make you jump in a bear pit."
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
You left a motherfucking bruise. ON MY TIT. How? How do you even. No.
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
I love how we can bond over the fact that we're the only ones who think the guy I drunk hooked up with looks like Voldemort
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