They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
Drinking vodka in the bathtub.... If I don't make it, I thank you for your magical parts
Definitely worth waiting her kid to got to sleep when the first thing you hear once she's back is "I want you in my ass right now"
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
It's like fucking tetris in this bed
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
Okay, yeah, judgmental guy at 7/11. I'm buying g wine at 10:20 in the morning. You wanna fight about it?
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
Lighting a fucking bong with a candle. Straight up dedication.
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