You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
just so you know... i was wasted last night, but the evening is coming back to me in flashes... i made you eat gravy last night, didn't i?
Top hats and gin. This is why I love day drinking.
That which doesn't kill you gives you an excuse to get shitfaced later
I'm still getting random messages from guys about my Halloween outfit. Electrical tape is coming back next year
He asked me if I wanted to blow his whistle and proceeded to pull out an actual whistle.
Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
I was drunk and on Craigslist.. The drunk-text offers people got must have been either horrifying or glorious
In case I die. I'm in ares truck with a bartender named Dave from chuys. JUST IN CASE. And let the people know my last words were suck my dick. My like literally.
What the hell was that?
Genius. It was sheer genius.
Randomize
