Hahaha figures, hmm should I spank you? Or throw a cow at you?
You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
dude can i febreze my hair or is that slutty?
make sure to take notes today. there is a guy in a wheelchair who might be getting a DUI from a cop on horseback. I'm gonna see this through.
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
i just ran into our bio chem professor at the bar. apparently, he doesn't follow the "no slapping your students' asses" rule.
Shut up. It sucks being the ugly friend, I would know, but someones gotta play the role
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
I passed out with my wizard stick taped to my hands and got woken up being poked with a St. Bernard
Drunk. But sober enough to know I hate gymnastics.
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
Tequila should only be paired with the finest of dick
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