How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
its raining. im dressed as yoda and im trick or treating alone. and i wonder why im still a virgin..
Best walk of shame ever. Not only did I not remember his name or the fact that we fucked, they all watched as I tried to get into 3 cars that werent mine
Oh and I threw up on myself...
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
Just talked a homeless guy out of suicide. Was rewarded with a garbage bag full of mountain dew bottles and zannies. Im such a good person
Part of me was thinking I should go old school and get a chasity belt before the semester starts. Really lock that shit down. But then I thought, fuck that. I'm going to hit that campus like an f5 whorenado
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
No no no he wouldn't talk to me before I showed his best friend how good I am at twerking
It's accurate though. I am legitimately passionate about pickles. I crave pickles the same way I crave sex. It is a deep rooted animalistic need
Also, next time I go get a wax, I'm gonna ask the girl about the innie to outie ratio she sees on the daily.
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
So do you guys remember Danny from Tinder?
Sorry I only remember personality traits, not names.
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