I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
I called the bar to ask if they found my Id and credit card and they remembered me as 'the girl who signed her receipt in blood'
I don't care if you go out, because at the end of the night I know i'll be the one fucking you.
that was completely unnecessary, true, but unnecessary
The plus side of allergy season is that after our weekend coke binge my runny nose fits right in.
I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
I praised you last night for winning a chug off...you thanked me with a ridiculously hard headbutt. Thanks dick.
Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
i mean i'm drinking free wine with lesbians and listening to sinead oconnor so i'm not sure who won that breakup
When you went off to sleep with that guy that looked like a dirty Jesus and I asked why all you had to say "trying to keep Christ in Christmas" and left. The Vatican called, you're going to Hell.
The party was Hollywood themed and I won an oscar for "finest ass in a leading role"
Plan before tomorrows interview: wash off green glitter from EVERYWHERE!!!
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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